-The girl pumping up her friend while catching up at Magnolia Bakery. I quote: "Girl, it sounds like you just need to dance it out. JUST. DANCE. IT. OUT." I hope you both got to dance it out together.
-The guy on 8th Avenue who "[didn't] care if he got lucky that night. [He] just wanted to get a little drunk and eat some fried chicken." Thanks for the honesty, dude. I'm glad you're so clear on your intentions.
-The girl outside Shake Shack with her friend, who appeared to quietly listen to her friend as she recounted a recent fight with her boyfriend, but when her friend paused to ask her her opinion on the situation drolly said, "Sorry, I got bored by your story and was trying to decide if I wanted cheese fries or a malt." I think a lot of us have been there...but you actually admitted it.
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