1.) The woman walking down Amsterdam with not one, not two, but three, parrots atop her shoulders.
2.) The clearance aisle of Duane Reade, featuring condoms about to expire as well as discontinued pregnancy tests. I think I see where this is going.
3.) The little girl who walked up to her daddy very politely and said, "Papa, your shoes are very ugly." Man, sir, they start early here and you are clearly in for many years of that to come.
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